Jamison about $20m light

Greg Jamison has turned out the couch cushions and is reportedly $20m short of the NHL’s $170m asking price for the Phoenix Coyotes. Had Bettman and the NHL/BOG accepted my nothing down offer they wouldn’t be having these problems. But I digress.
So what’s a guy to do? Jamison claims that he has a long list of potential investors to call on. Accommodating a dialing for dollars campaign only ensures that the ‘Yotes ownership saga will drag on for a few more years. It is rumored Shane Doan’s agent is busily preparing the RW’s next six final deadline extensions.
It isn’t like the NHL could let the ‘Yotes move to Quebec City or Markham or Hamilton and shift Winnipeg to the Western Conference. Far be it from me to stand in the way of the NHL’s knack for losing other people’s money.
Meanwhile, here’s a few tips for Greg Jamison:
1.) Borrow the $20m from Shea Weber.
2.) Find 20 people willing to pay a million each to be Coach for a day.
3.) Get Wayne Gretzky, Jeremy Roenick and Keith Tkachuk to host a Telethon.
4.) Do the Chinese know that there’s a US based debt they haven’t bought?
5.) Create a security. Over-subscribe it. Lose track of the holders. Cry foul and wait for your gubment bailout and bonus. Oh that hustle has already been worked, you say?